"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
i dont want to be an adult but i want to be able to do whatever i want
i dont want a job i just want money
i dont want to work out but i dont want to be fat
i dont want to study but i want to be smart
as you can see my life is such a struggle
there are guys out there who will think you are pretty
i know you don’t think you are right now
cause you’re probably in a big shirt and your hair is a mess and your makeup is off and you might have zit cream on your chin
and you might have just put in your retainer that you don’t tell anyone…
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face