nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
when someone tickles ur neck